You know your filipino if...

I found this website with statements about 'knowing your filipino".
Most of these statement's are true to me,and it's kind of weird.Also 15% of them I dont't understand.
Here's some examples:
1. You always kiss your relatives on the cheek whenever you enter or leave a party.
2.You decorate your dining room wall with a picture of the "Last Supper."
3.You keep a fly swatter in your kitchen.
4. Your kitchen table has a vinyl tablecloth.
5.You have a piano that no one plays.
6. You keep a tabo in your bathroom.
7.You use your fingers to measure the water you need to cook rice.
8. You feed all your visitors.
9. Your dining table has a merry-go-round (lazy Susan) in the middle.
10. You bring baon to work everyday.
11. Your pantry is never without Spam, Vienna sausage, corned beef, and sardines.

Each one of these are true (for me @ least,[except the piano one/unless a keyboard counts haha]).

More at; http://members.aol.com/ATINYROCK/page25.htm
and here's a video I found on youtube =S.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5O49PCxKfc

Enjoy.

[p.s if your filipino you might find these statements weirdly true. &yes i am filipino]